http://dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] shifted_ooc2010-05-31 09:08 pm
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Oh GOD what am I doing?

So you may be wondering to yourself: "Morgan you devillishy handsome fiend you! Why would you app another person so soon after joining us again? Also, you are awesome squared!" And while I thank you for both your first and second compliments, there is a very easy answer to this.

I am a weak willed human being with very capable enablers for friends and have not learned to never talk to them. A pity that because I was doing so well for so long.

With that out of the way, allow me to introduce you to Detective Chief Inspector Jim Keats of Ashes to Ashes fame. He's a right dapper bastard with a certain charm about him, a good love for the old days despite his by the book approach and a little secret that is considerably spoilerish, and so will be put into a cut below and in white text, so you don't inadvertently see it and wish cruel death upon me for my transgressions.

HE'S THE EFFING DEVIL. Well, sort of. He's Satan's avatar in Coppurgatory. (Came up with that one all by myself I did)

His proper introduction into the wonderful world of the machine will be coming shortly, just as soon as I resolve things like his icons and scrounging up cents to buy him room for those icons. Application is through here and permissions meme is through here. Both are unavoidably spoilerish. Sorry.

So until his introduction, I'll leave you with a sample of his favorite kind of music. I think it'll tell you more about him than I could ever hope to.

Muahahahaha. Such is a sign of the times to come.

Peace.

[personal profile] semantics 2010-06-01 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I totally support the apping, so I'm terrible.

If Keats could only take an album from one of the following artists (Madonna, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga) into the afterlife, which would he take?

[personal profile] semantics 2010-06-01 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well, he can't be all bad, then! A+!

[personal profile] semantics 2010-06-01 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
mah mah mah maaaaaah

[personal profile] semantics 2010-06-01 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Spoilers: Keats is Lady Gaga

and Gene is David Bowie

[personal profile] semantics 2010-06-01 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh Lord, I'd believe every word of that.

[personal profile] semantics 2010-06-01 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
THAT CHANT. SHE SUMMONS HERSELF.

LADY GAGA IS A GREAT OLD ONE!!!

[personal profile] semantics 2010-06-01 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Confiteor Deo omnipotenti et vobis, fratres, quia peccavi nimis cogitatione, verbo, opere, et omissióne: mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

MEA MAXIMA CULPA!

[personal profile] semantics 2010-06-01 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
If at all possible, try to avoid dying in his arms. Trust us on this.





...oh Rao, I laughed.

[identity profile] spiffynamehere.livejournal.com 2010-06-01 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
And yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no Gaga, for His Noodly Appendage is upon me.

[identity profile] spiffynamehere.livejournal.com 2010-06-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
RAmen.