Oh GOD what am I doing?

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

So you may be wondering to yourself: "Morgan you devillishy handsome fiend you! Why would you app another person so soon after joining us again? Also, you are awesome squared!" And while I thank you for both your first and second compliments, there is a very easy answer to this.

I am a weak willed human being with very capable enablers for friends and have not learned to never talk to them. A pity that because I was doing so well for so long.

With that out of the way, allow me to introduce you to Detective Chief Inspector Jim Keats of Ashes to Ashes fame. He's a right dapper bastard with a certain charm about him, a good love for the old days despite his by the book approach and a little secret that is considerably spoilerish, and so will be put into a cut below and in white text, so you don't inadvertently see it and wish cruel death upon me for my transgressions.

HE'S THE EFFING DEVIL. Well, sort of. He's Satan's avatar in Coppurgatory. (Came up with that one all by myself I did)

His proper introduction into the wonderful world of the machine will be coming shortly, just as soon as I resolve things like his icons and scrounging up cents to buy him room for those icons. Application is through here and permissions meme is through here. Both are unavoidably spoilerish. Sorry.

So until his introduction, I'll leave you with a sample of his favorite kind of music. I think it'll tell you more about him than I could ever hope to.

Muahahahaha. Such is a sign of the times to come.

Peace.

Comments

[gotitwrong]

hi Morgie.

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Hi dero.

[semantics]

Morgan you devillishy handsome fiend you! What a cool character to app! Also, you are awesome squared!

CLUB TROPICANA! THAT MONSTERRRRRR!!!

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Shoot. Well, 2/3 isn't that bad. ♥

Everyone needs a little Wham! every now and again.

[semantics]

I totally support the apping, so I'm terrible.

If Keats could only take an album from one of the following artists (Madonna, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga) into the afterlife, which would he take?

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

We're all a little terrible. Some more than others, of course.

Gaga. Definitely Gaga.

[semantics]

Well, he can't be all bad, then! A+!

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Nope. He's a right old dear this one. A right old dear indeed. No poker face here. Nope. Not at all.

[semantics]

mah mah mah maaaaaah

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Check this hand cause I'm marvelous.

[semantics]

Spoilers: Keats is Lady Gaga

and Gene is David Bowie

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Funny you should mention that. I believe this might back (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7kFi14nsl8) such a theory.

[semantics]

...Oh Lord, I'd believe every word of that.

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Zalgo Gaga...She comes.

[semantics]

THAT CHANT. SHE SUMMONS HERSELF.

LADY GAGA IS A GREAT OLD ONE!!!

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

WE'RE DOOMED! REPENT!

REPENT!

[semantics]

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti et vobis, fratres, quia peccavi nimis cogitatione, verbo, opere, et omissióne: mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

MEA MAXIMA CULPA!

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Ah Christ. Latin. Yup, that cinches it. This is 2012 come early. Time to break out the Armageddon bottle of Jack Daniels.

[semantics]

Ooh, share?

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Sure! Spread the End of Days cheer, I say.

[semantics]

If at all possible, try to avoid dying in his arms. Trust us on this.





...oh Rao, I laughed.

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Mission thoroughly accomplished, I assure you.

[spiffynamehere.livejournal.com]

And yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no Gaga, for His Noodly Appendage is upon me.

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

You clever fiend you.

[spiffynamehere.livejournal.com]

RAmen.

[knowswheregodis.livejournal.com]

Oh Keats, you devilishly handsome man, you.

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

He really is quite the dapper old fiend, eh? Sporting those hot as hell threads.

[tsunderes.livejournal.com]

haha he's sort of adorable looking

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Isn't he just.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Oh Keats, you--

No, I can't. Not with this account.


Can I offer a punch to the face instead?

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Can you at least put a dress on before taking a swing. Just for me?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

No.

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

One of these days, you're gonna come home and I won't be here. Me and the kids will be going to my mother's, and you'll be left to rot you will.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Good riddance to bad rubbish, says I.

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

You aren't the man I fell in love with! [Runs off]

[superskelton.livejournal.com]

Jimbo! \o/

I really need to be more active now the series and I can stop being terrified of doing something wrong.

Also, after looking at your app, Chris and Alex are wayyyyy behind Keats. We're going to have to bump to S3 at some point soon, I think.

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Chris! /o/

Fear not mine friend, I am equally terrified of doing something wrong. We can be terrified together.

Yeah I noticed that and was suitably wondering how this all ought to play out. If you two ever wanna get in touch with me and discuss the specifics, don't hesitate to hit me up.

[superskelton.livejournal.com]

I just thought I'd let you know before I tagged the post itself! Although I'm still not quite sure why I thought that would make any difference.

I'm 'pixie is bloo' on AIM if you ever do need to get in touch. I'm usually invis (if I even remember to sign on), so a PM might be easier. But if you do want to discuss stuff, feel free!

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Great, will do. Likewise, you can snatch myself at theinsaneiac. I don't usually go invisible, so I'm not on...chances are I'm not on XD

fjkaslsdfhjadfg

[poshmouthytart.livejournal.com]

I am... basically incoherent right now.

*flails*

Um, ah, important things... Alex is still post series 2 so she'll need a canon bump to catch up to him, and Pixie and I were planning a canon bump both she and Chris soon so they should know him before long.

And

And

And...

I'm just flailing now. Sorry. D:

*///*

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Breathe, breathe. Nice deep breaths you hear. It'd be no good if you hyperventilated.

Sounds like a plan it does. If you need to pass anything by me or just want to talk it out and see how this will all work, please feel free to.

:D

\o/

[poshmouthytart.livejournal.com]

Now, Keats, don't think you can use the friendly talk here! Alex knows what you're playing at! Except how she doesn't cos she has... no idea who you are yet.

Sounds good! I think Pixie and I are aiming at baby-steps so we may only canon bump them to 3x01... Which is good for Keats because he can play with Alex for a while if he wishes to revisit that joyous control. ;) I suck at being on AIM so the easiest way to contact me is probably over PM if you want to chat/plot/etc.

[poshmouthytart.livejournal.com]

PS If I every am on AIM it's (ohhh here's a SHOCKER) 'DI Alex Drake' so feel free to poke me. I'm usually invis when I am around but sometimes I pop on at really weird times and will ping you back. :)

[dci-jim-keats.livejournal.com]

Duly noted on both.

And come now luv. Keats is a charming devil of a man, you know. And he's so very happy to get the grand prize of second chances with his favorite lot of coppers, he is.

[poshmouthytart.livejournal.com]

See, I think this is AMAZING. As for Alex... Well, let's just say I really enjoy traumatising her. Continually.

[forever-noble.livejournal.com]

Ohmygosh, Keats! I enjoyed him so very much in Ashes to Ashes~ Much love for that bastard.

And I'm just realising I didn't introduce myself before! I'm Jchan and I play Donna Noble (this journal), a Time Lord from the DW audios named Straxus (damn_time_ring) and Hitachiin Kaoru from Ouran High School Host Club (maturelildevil).

Nice to meet you!